Best Of Craigslist

“Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it?” Then is the insanely elaborate Craiglist sex fantasy post for you! (craigslist.org, via nerve.com)

stickandgiggle

I just can’t imagine that he got that for free.
Anonymous

I don’t believe one word of that post, but I was willing to suspend my belief during the first few paragraphs. By the time he was instructing whomever to “trigger the fireworks,” we were clearly ass-deep in someone’s calculated attempt to write a Craigslist ad that would get passed from one snickering, gullible blogger to the next.

I have to go forward it around now. Bye.
Anonymous

This man is a god. If you are him and reading this, I will transfer large amounts of money from the Galapagos Islands to videotape and/or webcam this epic moment in Hominid history… even if the girl looks like Rosie.

Jesus Sansei, teach me your ways.
Tits McGee

My pants just exploded.
Anonymous

god, I miss Orlando.
Anonymous

The funny thing is, this guys probably fucking people into this shit on an hourly basis now. I’d love to see this on film!
Anonymous

1…2…3….