When we think of reform school our minds fill with gauzy visions of plaid skirts and white stockings and wayward yet innocent young girls rebelling against everything their strict teachers have taught them by indulging their nubile, lubricated young bodies into all sorts of Sapphic contortions. (Either that, or the sight of Wendy O. Williams in a cropped t-shirt and Sybil Danning standing guard with a shotgun. But we’d rather concentrate on the plaid skirts and lube.) Sorry, where were we again?
Oh, right, that new Wicked movie: this “Reform School Girls” sees director Mark Stone returning to helm the fourth and most magical installment of the series yet, in which tender young miscreants including Aiden Starr, Kelly Skyline, Aubrey Addams, Cara Dee, Dana DeArmond, Mackenzee Pierce, Sindee Jennings and newcomer Faye Reagan get exactly the kinds of lessons they deserve.
Problem is, these girls never seem to learn their lesson: in fact, it takes more than a few spankings and stern discipline to shape these troubled teens into a state of docility. Luckily their instructors are dedicated and passionate educators who never give up on their students–if only we had teachers like that, we might not have wound up working in the world of vice ourselves. Then again, if we hadn’t you might not be sitting here looking at Faye Reagan getting fucked in a plaid skirt, and then where would we all be?
• “Reform School Girls 4″ (DVD info @ wickedpictures.com)
