(Fake) Sex Advice Question Of The Day

“I admired their soft slippery skin. It was just so exotic; I had never felt that way before. Looking at those soft underbellies and long slender fins was like seeing the face of God. I came out of my dolphin-induced trance and wiped the sweat from my brow. It was then that I realized that I had an aching erection.” Couldn’t invent a normal sounding fake problem like, “My penis is too big”? You just had to push it and go with the dolphin erection story, didn’t you? (salon.com)