Nerve’s Top Five Video Game Pornos Is Not So Top Shelf

Nerve’s video game blog has a post about the top five pornos based on video games, which seems like an awesome idea until you look at the list and see that the top two are actually Japanese videos only loosely based on video games (and for that matter, only marginally pornographic). Come on, Nerve, is that really the best you could do? We’ll give you points for spotting “Whorecraft”, but no “Jewel Raider”? No “Dead Or Alive Kazami“? Man, we’re so annoyed, we’re going to have to go watch a fake Lara Croft suck someone off. Share our pain after the jump.

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· The Top Five Game-Based Pornos (nerve.com)
· Jewel Raider (imdb.com)
· DoA, Tomb Raider “Interactive Sex” Flicks (kotaku.com)
· Tomb Raider 1 of 7 (youporn.com)

Previously: Exclusive: Hannah Harper Does “Whorecraft”

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  • Anonymous

    Maybe I’m insane, but don’t you mean the top five pornos based on videos games, not the other way around like it says up there?

  • Lux Alptraum

    @Zembo: Our bad. It’s been a long day. Fixing!

  • Anonymous

    Do I get a prize?

  • Lux Alptraum

    @Zembo: My eternal gratitude?

  • HotMovies4Her

    Grand Theft Anal??? Not really a spoof, but better than some of the videos on their list.

  • heidrun

    My friends and I have long contended that there should be a porn protagonist titled “Conan the Ball Buryin’ “. This may be as close as we’ll get.

  • Anonymous

    Lux, come on! I could have gone with Grand Theft Anal, Resident Anal, or
    Womb Raider but I had to go with the ones that I already watch nightly.
    Sue me!

    Love,
    John from Nerve