Liberté, Egalité, And Confused Looking European People Having Sex In Fancy Costumes: Happy Bastille Day!

We tried to find you some hot French Revolution porn to help celebrate Bastille Day today; we came up with this assortment of very odd 18th century “mature” cosplay smut instead. Hey, at least we tried. If you close your eyes, you can pretend they’re at least speaking French if you want to–in fact, closing your eyes might be the best way to deal with this stuff anyway. (TGP/preview galleries @ retromature.com, via Ask Jolene)

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  • Anonymous

    Je suis Napoleon! No seriously, I’m not.

    But seriously i think this would be a good idea if there was an American Version. Who wouldn’t want to see the passionate love making of Abigail and John or the absolute savagery of Martha and George? I would.