July 11, 2008 | 17 Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Mentor Lesbians Edition

Back in my day (I am now 23), lesbians didn’t look like this–or at least the mainstream media, softball-playing, Melissa Etheridge-listening, workmen’s comp-seeking, Seneca Falls enpilgrimaging ones didn’t. So seeing this lesbian MILF movie, even after a steady diet of porn lesbians, is still a shock.

What you must needs do to win this week’s contest in as spectacular a fashion as last time’s winner slyty did is to tell us what you would say to ripe Bree Olson to lure her into your experienced Sapphic boudoir. Not that she looks like she needs much convincing.

· Girlfriends Films (girlfriendsfilms.com)
· Buy “Lesbian Seductions 15: Older/Younger” (gamelink.com)

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  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    Don’t you know 40 is the new 69?

  • MalzyWheels

    I might look like you mother, but you’ll like the lessons I want to teach you.

  • hebear mcghee

    My daisy chain is missing a link. Think you can help?

  • hebear mcghee

    This 6 needs a 9.

  • Anonymous

    Aging improves the taste.

  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    Guess what vintage my tit is

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Bree, let me teach you seduction! It will be like the movie Hitch, except with no men, and lots of licking, and fingers….oh yeah, this would actually be funny, unlike Hitch……did I mention licking?

  • bleeble

    Hello, Honey! Wanna engage in some highly effective birth control?

  • Anonymous

    The N.O.W. Organization…New Orifices For Women!

  • RazerX

    Topless Teenage Teachers Tete-a-Tete!

  • Ecks

    Teenage Cougars

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    An Old Bird Can Still Teach a Few Tricks

    /substituted British argot for “woman”, since the dog of the idiomatic expression might seem a bit offensive

  • Jay-C

    Younger and Older Boulder-Holders

  • bleeble

    Just remember, I own a loaded pussy,

    and I know how to use yours.

  • bleeble

    Look, there’s something between your legs!!!

    That’s OK, I got it.

  • CloudCarrier

    “My Chrysler has vibrating seats, and is very clean, as will be many other vintage parts nearly three hours from now.”

    “I prefer dial-up. It gives me free use of my hands.”

    “I have seen the future, and in it we’re sharing a tandem bicycle, and I’m the bicycle.”

    “Together there is nothing that can stop us, no fracture that can separate us, no walls to tear down, not in this world, this city, or this life. There is nothing we can’t do, there is no force stronger than ourselves, and we are everything. So, in other words: LEZ DO THIS THANG.”

  • Gram Ponante

    @CloudCarrier: Well, I mean, Jesus. WINNER!