A notion of standards prevents us from showing you a photo of the titular shemale midget at the top of this story, but we all remember when Atticus Finch invoked a shemale midget in his defense of Tom Robinson, so we figured we could at least mention a shemale midget in the title and still win points with our literate readership without actually having to show you his/her truncated Boo Radley.
Instead, here’s Scarlett Fay in a picture she took herself. More Popshots (including that of the shemale midget) after the jump.
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The shemale midget in question seems to have no name. Ordinarily we’d say that was fine, because how many shemale midgets could there be? She could simply be “The Shemale Midget.”
But records for the site Shemale Juice (I need to be alone now) are kept in Brazil, where I think they’ve got a shemale midget president. So let us raise a caipirinha glass to the unknown female midget!
Adrianna Nicole, on the other hand, is not a midget. She is, in fact, a bee.
In an exclusive interview, Nicole was simultaneously coy and outrageous. “While I can’t explain why I might have looked like a bee in this picture,” she said, “all I can say is that my hive was full of honey and I think the two might go together.”
If Nicole is a bee, we would like to keep the living daylights out of her.
