Flesh Flicks July 10, 2008 | 3 Comments

The Girl’s Guide To Getting Sticky

In their very thorough description of proper bukkake etiquette, the good folks over at The Naughty American forgot one very important detail: always make sure you have a comfortable place for the jizz recipient to sit–or even better, to lie down on. Performing a blowbang is hard work, and a girl needs to rest her feet (at least) while she’s working downtown. If you don’t have a couch or a bed on hand, call up IKEA and have them deliver something. Trust us, you’ll be glad you did.

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  • thebeatpoetwarlord

    Oh, you mean STDs are NOT spontaneously generated as a result of engaging in sex acts other than hetero missionary with the lights off?

    Damn. Public school sex ed has let me down again.

  • dawimp523

    How could she NOT get an STD from that? Also, how did the guys not get an STD, especially with them rubbing their junk in the juice of the other guys on her face? That was very interesting. How many guys was that? I counted 6 or 7.

  • Lux Alptraum

    Well, uh, you don’t just spontaneously get an STD from giving a lot of blowjobs. Someone actually has to have an STD — and porn stars are routine tested to make sure that’s not the case.