July 10, 2008 | 5 Comments

This just in: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, lost her virginity to legendary Vegas cocksman Tom Jones. (And he was not a gentle lover.) This juicy bit of gossip brought to you by the year 1976. (starpulse.com, via nerve.com)

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  • Anonymous

    Love Cassandra. Love.

  • Tits McGee

    Okay, I didn’t click the link last night because I was so distracted by the thought of those two knocking boots, but stitches?! Oof.

  • Tits McGee

    I will fantasize about this for weeks.

  • bigredgambler

    Umm…This is old news. I heard her talk about this on Howard Stern almost 10 years ago. But Tom always did get the best tail.

  • Anonymous

    ugh, poor thing, stitches? there’s no way I’d have sex again if I thought I needed stitches every time.