July 9, 2008 | 5 Comments

Sex After 70: Still Happening

Researchers in Sweden have determined that people over the age of 70 continue to hump like mad, which totally corroborates that whole “use it or lose it” concept we heard about earlier this week. Older women are understandably thrilled by this development, even if older men are increasingly unhappy about having to run to the pharmacy all the time for more Viagra. (independent.co.uk)

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  • Anonymous

    ew, my grandparents from SC are vacationing here this week. do you think they’re having 70+ vacation sex? they’re even sleeping in my old bedroom. here’s hoping they don’t have more sex in it than i did.

  • Public Relations

    Once retired with none of the daily stresses from commuting and office politics – seniors might be a little more relaxed to engage in the sensual pleasures of life.

    They may not always go all the way – probably some petting

  • Anonymous

    God bless them-I am a healthy 66 year old male married to Mrs. FRIDIDAIRE -sure wish we were enjoying a physical relationship like alot of couples our age and older

  • Anonymous

    @Public Relations: ew! old people fingering and jerking? or even just boob-grabbing? gross!

  • Anonymous

    Yes, no (dude).