We’ve never had a home with a staircase in it. Well, we have lived in walk-up apartment buildings with more stairs than we ever cared to count, but never a place with a second level requiring us to have a bonus flight inside our actual domicile. That means that, sadly, we’ve never been able to get busy on our very own bannistered steps–which is just awful because it looks so … well, actually it looks kind of uncomfortable. (But kinky, right?) Maybe next time we’ll ask our Realtor© to only show us places that have an elevator in the living room.
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· “sex on stairs” (RedTube)
