July 8, 2008 | 5 Comments

Portia de Rossi And Ellen DeGeneres’ Clothing Optional Vacation

So what does America’s most famous lesbian couple do on vacation? The same thing as the rest of us! They take a boat ride, go swimming, get topless, make out with one another. The only difference between famous lesbians and the rest of us is that when they go on vacation, the paparazzi comes with, because even one of their nipples is more important than you are. Photo gallery after the jump.

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  • Anonymous

    God. Bless. Them.

  • Anonymous

    Was Portia fat once? Why is her stomach so wrinkly? She’s certainly not fat.

  • rantersparadise

    How did the photogs find them??? And why is
    Portia-the pretty one…the only one naked…?

    Hmmm, I smell publicity stunt….but cool too!

  • MalzyWheels

    @rantersparadise: “And why is
    Portia-the pretty one…the only one naked…?”

    You really gotta ask that?

    I, for one, just hope they keep their home videos at home.

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    I think the question of the hour is: Is it really appropriate to suck face, undress, and do yoga poses in front of other people? Who were those other dudes in that boat? None of my lesbian friends ever offered to do yoga stretches in front of me!