If Hollywood Sex Scenes Were Real

Have you ever found yourself watching two of your favorite on-screen characters locked in a passionate embrace and wished that your own love life could be that perfect and beautiful? And then you remembered that sex is a dirty, complicated, and occasionally frightening experience and that even the smoothest, most romantic sexual romp you’ve ever had didn’t turn out that good. Maybe it’s time for a little honesty in our movie lovemaking? Or maybe not.

· Realistic Hollywood Sex Scene (collegehumor.com)

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  • Anonymous

    I’m pretty sure that I’ve never farted during sex, but the rest of it seems pretty accurate. Except change the granny photo for my stuffed manatee from sea world.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    You know Grandma would be into it. Watching, I mean; not incest.

  • pvaras

    He forgot to plead for oral sex. What, you mean you don’t?