“Slutty fuck toys give in to their dripping wet desires and take a deep dicking that is nothing short of spectacular. Cock crazed cuties get a pussy pounding that leaves their steamy slits red and raw,” reads the Grammy-winning liner notes of “Mommy, Granny & Me”—which tells us nothing about the three generations of compounded shame within. Hence this haiku:
For nine Thanksgivings
Granny just basted herself
It’s why Grandpa died.
More versification after the jump.
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Greek MILF
Hellenistic MILF
Minotaurs are flaking like
Spanikopita.
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Bubble Butt Mothers 4
Fairy conveyance
Waving wands in bubble butts:
Are you a good witch?
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