June 30, 2008 | 15 Comments

"My Big Breasts And Me": Is There Such A Thing As Too Much Boob?

Big boobs are pretty much the greatest thing ever in the history of everything, but apparently there are some people out there who believe that some boobs are just too big … and they want to do something about it. It seems that these people are also attached to these giant boobs and think that oversized funbags cause problems, like “embarrassment” or “searing back pain,” and they kind of have an issue with that. Weird, right? Well, maybe if you watch this BBC documentary about huge knockers and the women who don’t love them as much as we do, it will make more sense-but we’re still baffled. After all, we lovebig boobs enough to watch an entire BBC documentary about them! It’s hard to find a more compelling argument than that.

· “My Big Breasts and Me” (full movie @ guba.com, via Blography)

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  • hatey

    Small boobs are also pretty much the greatest thing ever in the history of everything. Don’t forget.

  • Anonymous

    Much of the self-image problem girls with really giant jugs have is brought on by the pointing, giggling, and nasty comments of jealous girlies, not by the oogling and ogling of men. One girl I dated with world-class massive breasts was constantly hassled by other girls.

  • MrD666

    @hatey: Sorry BUT I have forgot… small boobs = nothing. Therefore, its useless.

    And about all of these “BITCHY, WHINY BROADS” STFU… if you had no breasts you’d be running to the plastic surgeon for bigger ones. FFS, its pathetic. My wife got GIGANTIC BREASTS, DDD, and I love them… I wish they was BIGGER even. Shes only against them going bigger via surgery not if it happens naturally. Yaaaaay for big tittahs!!!!

  • MalzyWheels

    In a world where being a female with big boobs is considered a disability, I had to end up being a male with Cerebral Palsy! Not fair, I tell you!

    But since I am a male, I say Hooray for Boobies!

    I’m only interested in two things, and that’s titties and beer!

    The bigger, the more Fun!

  • Dashiell Bennett

    @hatey: Good point! That may be life’s greatest paradox.

  • Lux Alptraum

    @MrD666: As a lady with large breasts, I have to say you’re full of shit.

    Much as I like my boobs (and I do!), they also come with their fair share of problems (see: not being able to find clothes that fit, not being able to find bras that fit, back and shoulder pain), and if my boobs were bigger (like some of my friends’ and cousins’, actually) I might be tempted to get some reduction surgery.

    Big boobs are cool, but only to a point. And when they start getting in the way of a functional life, they’ve past that point.

  • Anonymous

    Big breasts are fine if your body can support them, but some small-framed girls just aren’t built to carry giant tits. I’m a DDD but have always had large breasts (34D at 13) and relatively little pain associated with them. I was embarrassed being a 13 year old with large breasts, because young boys don’t realize they’re part of SOMEONE and felt free to grope, stare, talk about, and bump into them whenever they felt like it. Men should certainly teach boys about respecting personal boundaries. And girls ARE mean. They act like its our fault and that we want boys staring at us, talking about us, following us all the time. People also assume we’re slutty if we have big tits. Thanks, strippers!

    Anyway….This BBC documentary could’ve been better. I saw it a month or so ago, and I pitied the super skinny ginger.

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    From having a sister that used to come home crying because she could barely find any clothes that fit when she went shopping, and she had to pay $50 (or more) for a single, plain bra, I know about the downsides to large breasts all too well. As with most everything in life, there’s both a good and a bad side to this issue.

  • winkingskunk

    @genldoz: “Much of the self-image problem girls with really giant jugs have is brought on by the pointing, giggling, and nasty comments of jealous girlies, not by the oogling and ogling of men” – I don’t find this statement true. Being a girl that had a really large chest from a young age, I found it was men pointing and staring and giving me nicknames that did more damage to my self image. Maybe I just hung around a great group of girls, but I never really had too much problem with the ladies.

    I’m a small girl and my breasts were always ill-fitted for my body size, so I had them reduced. The are still a decent size, but I had one pound taken off of each one. ONE POUND! My life is much more full and without back-pain, so I’m happier. Most men I’ve been with sexually since the procedure don’t even notice the scars, only after I pointed them out. I say hurray to breast reduction!! It is one of the most satisfying cosmetic surgeries you can get.

  • MalzyWheels

    Wow. @MrD666 = Chuck Traynor?

  • Anonymous

    @MrD666: why would you buy all of your wife’s clothes? sounds a little controlling. also, what does the US have to do with this? maybe your wife fits into her clothes well with big boobs because they’re proportional to her body. not saying she’s fat, but bigger girls tend to have bigger boobs. in conclusion, i would just like to say that we should all protest wal-mart b/c the company does not like to promote either minors or women, and they do not pay a livable wage to their employees. thank you *curtsy*

    P.S. now, now, fleshbot, don’t go banishing him b/c he’s a douchebag and argues in non sequiturs. he did not have a proper rhetoric class in HS.

  • MrD666

    @Lux Nightmare: And whats your BODY size, lets say TRIPLE XXXL? maybe… sure you will have problems then, FITTING ANYTHING-ANYWHERE, buses, toilets, planes… and for the record I buy my wife all of her clothes INCLUDING BRAS, and I don’t have 1 bit of problem with it… Furthermore, smart ass, I’m not living in the GREAT SACK OF SHIT itself, the US anymore and I’m an AMERICAN, and I’m living ABROAD, and I don’t have ANY PROBLEMS finding anything, including very nice and elegant stuff for her. Maybe you should get the FUCK out of WALMART…

  • Jonnobot

    @PCBHo: The douchebaggery and non-sequitirs we can deal with – but when you start calling people “BITCHY, WHINY BROADS” and telling them to “STFU” — well, that is just de trop (as the French kids say).

    That said, we must take this opportunity to commend you on the perfect form of your curtsy. Well done!

  • Anonymous

    @Fleshbot: touche, fleshbot. of course you should ban him for that. he should at least spell it out. maybe one shouldn’t capitalize their naughtiness when venting misdirected rage at other members? in fact, one should not capitalize that many words in their posts at all. what a holler-er!

    thank you very much, btw, I’ve been practicing that curtsy since I was a little girl. I knew it would be needed one day.

    P.S. What is TRIPLE XXXL? Would that be a 9x? Yeesh. *giggle* he said fitting toilets. Can anyone be so fat that they don’t fit on a toilet?

    P.P.S. Now that I reread his posts, I completely agree with his banishment–just look at all those ellipses!

  • Jonnobot

    @MrD666: Wow, drink much? Enjoy yr banishment!