Speaking of midget porn superstars, it seems that Verne Troyer will not be letting anyone distribute his sex tape anytime soon. We’re sure the folks at celeb porn purveyor Red Light District are bummed at the loss of another revenue stream, but in this case we think it’s probably all for the best. In fact, we’re positive it’s all for the best. Really. (telegraph.co.uk)

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  • Runed

    Maybe it’s just the sites I happen to frequent but it seems like this is getting a ton of coverage, meaning if it looks like there’s a huge audience then it’s more likely to see the light of day. That makes me very nervous, because this certainly isn’t something I want to watch, but if it gets released I won’t be able to help myself.

    Also, I hate TMZ. They ate Malcom in the Middle just as I was starting to like it.