June 24, 2008 | 5 Comments

Wimbledon 2008: A Fortnight Of Babes On Grass

Wimbledon 2008: A Fortnight Of Babes On GrassYesterday, was Day One of the All-England Lawn Tennis Championships. You know what that means? Hot, sweaty athletes in low tops, high skirts and lots of loud, passionate grunting. Plus, there’s always the possibility that a spirited match will turn into a water bottle fight, which could make the tournament’s long-standing “white outfit only” policy finally pay off. The Wimbledon courts are much more prim and proper than your average sporting event, but that just makes the upskirt shots that much more tantalizing. A photo roundup of the hottest ladies action is below, but we’ll keep on the proceedings for the next two weeks. Or an eye on the competitors, at least.

Previously: Wimbledon 2007: The All-England Upskirt Challenge

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  • CloudCarrier

    Thank you for this. While I’m not a member of the All-England Club, every summer past that I’ve spent in front of the TV drooling into a bowl of instant strawberry milk & cheerios should be reason enough for consideration, or at least the promise of more pictures.

    The price of the traditional strawberries and cream at Wimbledon will be £2.25 at this year’s Championships.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @CloudCarrier: But it cost extra if the latter derives from future Playboy celebrity model Ashley Harkelroad.

  • CloudCarrier

    @josereyes.theroof: Well, Justine Henin’s calender seems to be free for the time being, and Ashley’s already been whooped by Amelie Mauresmo, so maybe Monica Seles could throw strawberries at the collective by way of the sidelines. As Judy Tenuta would say, “It could happen.”

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @CloudCarrier: Ashley going out early is not surprising. She’s not even the best looking WTA pro, but she looks too good to win, consistently. To that end, I think Martina Hingis is the line of demarcation between “hot” & “winning”, as she pulls off each, with aplomb, but does not get the recognition for either one might expect. (Yes, I know she’s retired.)

    -1 (hottest, loser): Kournikova
    0 (won’t kick out of bed for eating crackers, major winner): Hingis
    +1 (least attractive, big winner): either Lindsey Davenport or Venus Williams

  • CloudCarrier

    @josereyes.theroof: While a more pragmatic version of myself would agree w/ Hengis’ middle ground of hot/winning, her lousy attitude, ultimately part of her eventual downfall, surely zapped any amount of horniness the Portman-esque lady could have squeezed out of me until her day of retirement.

    As it stands, I just have a thing for sweaty girls, the more tomboy the better. And tennis, which is still better than chess, combines the best aspects of most of my voyeuristic tendencies into one neat little 3 to 4 hour package. Maybe Puma Swede could have done that in a shorter span, but perhaps in less than old-world style, but I still have the luxury of fantasizing with my pants on whilst eating all the dairy in the fridge.