June 20, 2008 | 19 Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? It’s Not A Tumor Edition

You might as well face it: Rocco Siffredi is–and rightfully so–the world’s most popular male porn star. But that does not mean his “Puppet Master” DVD doesn’t look terrifying, what with the head of that Robert Palmer video girl growing like an abscess out of that crawly girl. And what does that picture have to do with puppets?

Please rename this porn movie in a fashion that fits with the box photo and you shall be praised on high next week in the same way that last week’s winner was: in these five hyperlinked words.

· Evil Angel (evilangel.com)
· Buy “Puppet Master” (gamelink.com)

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  • Tits McGee

    Fetus in Fetu in Flagrante

  • Anonymous

    “This Is The Worse Dentist’s Office I’ve Ever Been To!”

    Part 8.

  • MalzyWheels

    Not Another Porn Parody Of A Trendy 80s Music Video
    or
    Susie Superstar 2008

  • Anonymous

    When Photoshop Attacks!

    The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum at Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade, Part II

    or, my personal favorite:

    Sid and Marty Croft present: Rocco Siffredi!

    (there is something vaguely late 70′s/early eighties about it, right?)

  • bleeble

    Home Depot. You can do it. We can help.

  • Anonymous

    Spare Parts: Because You Can’t Get Enough Head

    Rocco’s FuckDroid – Now With Customizable Parts

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    If Athena was birthed from the forehead of Zeus, then this is probably how Hephaestus was born

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    “The Nightmare Before Orgasm”

  • CloudCarrier

    Rocco’s Modern Life
    Siffredi’s Creature Shop: Off the Chain!
    Rocco’s Cracking Guttersnipes Again!
    Rocco Parlays Polycephaly Polly & Her Five Sisters
    Rocco Prefers Valet Parking III
    Rocco Buys a Rotisserie Chicken & Eats It All By Himself

  • Anonymous

    Rocco: Polyp Monster

  • bleeble

    Rocco’s Cost-Effective Out-Patient Procedure

    (Kaiser Approved)

  • Anonymous

    Rocco: What the Fuck?

    Rocco Has More Time and Money than We Do

    Rocco: Ineffective Photo Manipulator

  • bleeble

    Rocco’s Red Carpet is Tackier than the Daytime Emmys

  • Anonymous

    Rocco: No Aliens, Only Fucking

  • Anonymous

    re: CloudCarrier

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Maybe it’s the late hour, but nothing can beat “Rocco Buys a Rotisserie Chicken & Eats It All By Himself” I concede to you, sir.

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    Well, I’m just confused and disappointed.

  • CloudCarrier

    @1000101: “Oh mai gahd. Thiz chicken is beautifool.”

  • Gram Ponante

    @DrFillGood: I have to agree. Last time I bought a rotisseries chicken at Rock ‘n’ Roll Ralph’s, I was unable to eat it all.

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    @CloudCarrier: “Very sneaky, sis.”