Top Ten TV Sitcom Porn Spoofs We’d Like To See

Top Ten TV Sitcom Porn Spoofs We'd Like To SeeAccording to its own press releases, X-Play’s recent “Brady Bunch” porn parody “Not The Bradys XXX” is pretty much the most successful porn idea of all time. It’s already spawned its own sequel—”Not Bewitched XXX” which comes out in September—and there’s even been talk of knockoffs of “The Munsters” and (heaven, forbid) “Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.” Also, even though “Bewitched” has yet to hit shelves, the word has just come down that X-Play now has two more spinoffs in the works—XXX versions of “The Love Boat” and “Three’s Company.” Both rather inspired choices, if you ask us, since to our impressionable young eyes those shows practically were porn anyway.

However, if making hardcore versions of classic TV sitcoms is going to be the hottest new genre in adult entertainment, then we want in on the action. We picked out the ten greatest shows from days gone by that we would like to see turned into a XXX feature. We’ve even provided a brief description of how we think it could go down, and we’re giving you, the reader, a chance to vote on the one you’d like to see made first. If any producers out there want to run with these ideas, feel free to contact our agent to discuss our script supervisor fees.

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· X-Play Announces ‘Three’s Company,’ ‘Love Boat’ Parodies (avn.com)

· ‘Route 66′ TV Show Owner Suing Penthouse Over ‘Route 66′ Video (xbiz.com)

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Previously: DVD Review: “Not The Bradys XXX”, Preview: Teagan Presley In “Not Bewitched XXX”

  • Richard Blakeley

    I cast my vote for:

  • Lux Alptraum

    @blakeley: That’s not an option. FAIL.

  • hughman

    “Porkin’ Mindy”

  • bdve

    If someone makes Mr. Rogers porn I may have to kill myself. Just knowing it’s out there may be too much for me to handle.

  • rad_matter

    I’m afraid that the Golden Girls porno would look too much like that Sex and the City parody with the Golden Girls on Robot Chicken.

  • Tits McGee

    The Facts of Life, natch.

    Luckily, thanks to Lenora Claire, the process has already begun.

    Oh, and she’s got the Golden Girls covered, too. Or uncovered, as it were.

  • Anonymous

    Forget all of these.. How about Charles in Charge?

  • CloudCarrier

  • el smrtmnky

    Welcome, Backdoor Kotter

  • MrD666

    I have been begging for Not The Beverly Hillbillies, and I see NO ONE!!!!!!!!!! is listening. NO ONE! Thanks a lot, Dashiell Bennett I see you didn’t listen either. My vote is for Not The Beverly Hillbillies. If you didnt notice already.

  • Anonymous

    “The Golden Girls” would obviously make a great piss porn. Totally has my vote. And if it was old ladies doing to the pee play? Even better!

  • Anonymous

    No Silver (S)Poons? Eight are Enough? Mama’s Family?

  • StlHakusho

    Perfect Strangers; I mean the title alone has probably been used as a porno name countless times before.

    And if Happy Days gets one, I vote Rocco Siffredi play the Fonze and he screws as dirty as he does in his European releases.

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    @MrD666: I saw that when you mentioned it last time, and I thought it was a great idea. With someone like Bree Olsen as Ellie May? I don’t see how it wouldn’t work. Other suggestions:

    The Wonder Years? Growing Pains? Gilligan’s Island, for crying out loud? If there’s not a porn for that already, I don’t know what’s wrong with these people. And for the urban crowd among us: Family Matters? And you might not even need to recast one of them!

  • el smrtmnky

    @Zembo: i think i had the porn for silver spoons in my head but with ricky schroeder and jason batemen.

  • Anonymous

    After viewing the results, I am very proud that I’m far from alone in wanting to see Alf porn. He did always want to eat the cat…

  • Anonymous

    Small Wonder!

    except after the robot grows up. robots grow up, right?

  • Pasketti

    Porkin’ Mindy

  • CloudCarrier
  • MalzyWheels

    WKRP in Cincinnati as a porn gets my vote!

  • Anonymous

    The Jeffersons…hands down. The pairings are just too damn easy.

  • Stewie Griffin

    Fraggle Rock or the Muppet Show.

  • Anonymous

    One Day at a Time is lock. Single mom with two hot daughters, and a horny handyman.

  • Anonymous

    Geez…”is a lock”. Fuck.
    I just noticed how open Charlotte Rae’s blouse is in that Facts of Life promo shot.

    Mrowr!

  • narymary

    @paraffinshot: Wasn’t that show already kinda kiddie porn? “I’ve created a cute little girl robot who will never age and obeys my commands!” *shudder*

  • IntoAshes
  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @paraffinshot: Furries of the world, unite!

    Unfortunately, as it stands, I have to assume several of the votes are standard-issue 90s/00s ‘irony’/irono-contrarian hipsterism. Be that as it may, it’s got to be ALF.

  • Anonymous

    MacGuyver.

    He can make a dildo out of ANYTHING!