June 17, 2008 | 7 Comments

This Just In: Size Still Matters

So apparently there’s been yet another study on women and the penises they prefer (we’d post links to other surveys, but, you know, we’re lazy) and while there’s a lot of (ahem) wiggle room on the enjoyability scale, the schlong of choice among those polled was kind of big. (Then again, they could have just asked a few pornstars we know and saved themselves all that trouble.) (buzzfeed.com, via ArtFagCity; also spotted @ Jezebel)

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Why is the chart shaded to resemble phallus & scrotum?

  • Richard

    I love how the ladies don’t seem to have an upper limit on length, but girth is a different story. They’ve learned what all gayboys know: once you get past 7.25″, that shit hurts, yo.

  • thelushie

    Actually I do have an upper limit on length. Too long and it hits the cervix which does not feel good. I like average dicks. Average cocks get better blow jobs.

  • Richard

    Amen sister. A-freakin-men. Leave the other stuff to the pros.

  • CloudCarrier

    @josereyes.theroof: Ticketmaster strikes again! Or LiveNation, I guess.

    From the looks of it, that place has like 5 balconies, 29 merch tables and exactly one exit. Lousy!

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    My question is when evolution catches up in a couple hundred years (people with big dicks get laid more often, have more children, average penis size gets bigger), is the graph going to stay the same of shift even further to the right?

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @CloudCarrier: & unfortunately, it’s the Eagles’s Ballroom in Milwaukee, where I saw Ani Di Franco, Oct ’99. So many lovely women there — but not for the taking.