June 16, 2008 | 5 Comments

How To Solve Your Armpit Fetish Needs (Without Getting Arrested)

As we mentioned earlier, a poor armpit fetishist in Singapore was caned and sent to prison for 14 years because he wasn’t very good at controlling himself where women and their sexy underarms were concerned. Granted, it’s not always the easiest kink to indulge in (especially with strangers)—but there are other options out there that are better than molesting helpless passers-by on the street. After all, that’s what the interweb is for! Some may find perusing a website like GirlPits or Armpits-Fetish.com to be a less-than-perfect substitute, especially if your Smell-O-Vision browser plugin is on the fritz. But you can probably find a more willing real life partner in the forums willing to lift their elbows for you if you’re persistent enough. And if all else fails, you can always hire some professional assistance. Spending a little money sure beats a cane to the backside—although you can probably pay extra for that too.

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· Girlpits Underarm Fetish Forum (girlpits.com; registration required to view galleries

· The world’s ArmPit Fetish site (armpits-fetish.com)

· Armpit Sex (armpit-sex.com)

· FEMALE CELEBRITY ARMPITS! (geocities.com)

· “Celebrity Armpits! Check them out …” (forums.superiorpics.com)

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Previously: Hands Up For Hairy Armpits!

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  • hebear mcghee

    I’ll add this to the list of fetishes that I wasn’t sure I had but have since been confirmed by Fleshbot™. Thanks Internets!

  • CloudCarrier

    Though I despise the warmer months, no other time of year provides such a sweet sensory overload during otherwise boring bank transactions, trips through the produce section, or traipses along the aisles of the bookstore, as sleeves tend to be cropped higher than usual, and are sometimes even obliterated completely. So…pheromoney!

    In short? I am probably standing right behind you.

  • Anonymous

    whoa…. so it IS a fetish. who knew that when i got super horny and licked my man’s pit that one time that I was being a fetishist? hot. and a free caning? i could think of a few worse things than that to punish me.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @CloudCarrier: Some men… some people, they take every opportunity surreptiously to look down a babe’s shirt. CloudCarrier? This individual — this sterling individual — uses those moments to look up her sleeve.

    Remind me never to play cards with C.C. Then again, I don’t have ovaries… So, wash. It’s a wash. I still won’t play cards with C.C., though — but that’s ’cause I suck at cards.

  • CloudCarrier

    @josereyes.theroof: I gamble only during bocce tournaments, which are always overseas (point one) and always with somebody else’s money (point two), which always inevitably turns chaotic once I start staring at Umberto’s nieces’ soft underarm pockets. How I’m even invited back year after year is a conundrum unto itself (blackmail!).