June 16, 2008 | 10 Comments

With Love From The Cheeto Fucker

Here’s a conversation you might find yourself having later today:

“So have you seen that nine-minute video of the guy fucking a giant Cheeto that’s made out of a bunch of little Cheetos?”

“OMG, yes! What was that all about?”

“I don’t know. The internet is weird.”

Yeah, we don’t get it either. But to be fair, he’s not really fucking the Cheeto so much as he’s making sweet, sweet love to it. It’s kind of romantic, actually. Even if it is completely and totally out-of-this-world insane.

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· I LOVE YOU CHEETOS (YouTube, via uniquedaily.com)

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  • Richard Blakeley

    I love how I can no longer tell the difference between weird internet porn and gallery art.

  • Jackson West

    @blakeley: I was going to say, this has “MFA candidate” written all over it.

  • killmyunicorn

    Is this a viral marketing thing because it totally made me want a cheeto and I don’t like them.

  • HotMovies4Her

    That’s how hard I love swiss cake rolls.

  • Tits McGee

    I dunno. The whole no erection thing was very offputting for me. That and the fact that it’s a bit of a Sandy Skoglund ripoff.

    I am awfully hungry now, though.

  • Lux Alptraum

    @Tits McGee: All these Cheetos are terrifying me. But I have really weird issues with odd textures.

  • BustyGal

    I’d put a bag over my head too

  • Anonymous

    The least he could have done are a few sit-ups beforehand

  • Anonymous

    @Jackson West:
    I think that Jackson and blakely are more right than they know. from the youtube site, the CF’s own website http://www.jeffostergren.com. some odd stuff but nothing quite this weird…

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Much like Yoko Ono’s shrill warble, this cheese-poof-poofing, while inoffensive, is absolutely unnecessary & undeserving an audience. Some things just need to be left in the garage.