November 18, 2003 | Posted in Editorial Features by
"Inevitably and regrettably, all of the hubbub surrounding the hotel heiress and her appetite for videotaped coitus will soon reach the computer screens of America's classrooms, language labs, and lightly-supervised, unstructured after-school programs. And it's our responsibility as caretakers to equip the young with the knowledge they need to navigate this tricky time." Thanks, Bunsen. We were concerned about this too.
How to Talk to Your Kids About the Paris Hilton Sex Video (bunsen.tv, via Gawker)