June 14, 2008 | 37 Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Ladies Of Leisure Edition

2008_6_13_wwfrd.jpgI suppose Fleshbot management keeps me around for my boilermakers and Daddy’s money, because now and then I look at the angular and spavined pinups my colleagues choose and feel out of the loop. “It’s Father’s Day,” I’ll say. “These women can’t accommodate my seed.”

Here, on the other hand, are a couple of pneumatic lovelies lounging about the set, just daring you to feed them some Father’s Day kabobs. Sure “Waist Watchers” is a great title for 1976–but can you be like last week’s winner paraffinshot and this time find a more sensual and aromatic title for this movie than the one G-d gave it? Thank you.

· Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)
· Buy “Waist Watchers 3″ (gamelink.com)

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  • Snowbunny

    Squishy Sandwiches.

  • Anonymous

    Curve Ballers

  • DontFearTheReaper

    Thick and Lovely

  • Anonymous

    “Thunder Thighs R Us”

    Oh god….. this will probably be my one and only attempt at this; but I figured that God wanted me to post b/c these ladies and I may have something in common. *coughnotthunderthighscough*

  • bleeble

    Pump the Plumbers Right Out of Their Jumpers

  • bleeble

    JEEZUZ!

    I meant:

    Pump the Plumpers Right Out of Their Jumpers

    (See! I’m not kidding about the drinking part of my porn surfing.)

  • bleeble

    Oh, and besides the language options, the video box should indicate that there are several sheets of aromatic “scent scratchers” included inside.

  • bleeble

    Come to think of it, the “Plumbers” concept does have its own twisted resonance.

    And it’s aromatic, too. And very wrong.

    OK, I’m done now.

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    @hebear mcghee (is a wolf in wolf’s clothing): Neither can I. My question is did they get someone in a sound booth to do a Spanish overdub, or did they shoot the scenes twice, once in English, and again in Spanish, to make it more authentic? I know the answer, but the though of filming a Spanish version of the scene sounds so much cooler.

    As for the topic at hand, I seem to always be a week behind in coming up with a good one. For example, for last week I just today came up with “All that you can leave behind”. So maybe I’ll come up with something by Friday this week instead of Saturday.

  • Anonymous

    Scent Of A Woman II: More Than A Mouthful

  • el smrtmnky

    is this an orgy vid? if it is i’ll suggest “Fatty Fatty: 2×4″

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Sex Bakery 3: 6 dozen rolls to go

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Broken hearts and broken lawn chairs

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Slimfast sex: Dirtpipe Milkshake for breakfast, another for lunch and a sensible dinner

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Fly the friendly thighs

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    The chafing 3: The Mile Thigh club

  • hebear mcghee

    Ravishing Rubenesque Raiders Of The Lost Cock

  • hebear mcghee

    Much More Fun To Ride Than A Moped

  • hebear mcghee

    I just can’t get over the bonus Spanish language track.

  • Anonymous

    Chubby chasers: hit it after hard liquor

    sweaty bettys: the milkshake/cake debates

  • Anonymous

    Fat Sex 3: The Crushing

    or

    Big Girls Don’t Cry, But They Do Fuck

  • Snowbunny

    @el smrtmnky: Ha! If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

  • LAS

    Meat on the Bone.

  • Anonymous

    Diabetic Debutantes

  • Anonymous

    Pounded Poundage

  • Anonymous

    Richter Scale Wreckers

    Well Worth the Weight

  • Stewie Griffin

    All You Can Eat

  • CloudCarrier

    Weighed, Dinged 2 Xhale
    Dunky Whorey III
    4thMeals: the Way of the Pflumm
    Fall On Me
    Kneading It On Home To You #3
    Flappjacckinn’ It!
    Easter, Everywhere!

  • el smrtmnky

    ‘Round that Way Girls

  • Anonymous

    “They Make the World Go ‘Round”

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Catch 22 stone

  • Anonymous

    Zaftig’s Follies

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    I must abstain. Neither this, nor Beth Ditto, excites me.

    /turns in accidental-hipster membership card
    //has enjoyed some meat on the bones, & favours gen-mod in foodstuffs, but sometimes, in both sex & gourmandizing, there is too much
    ///shits pants

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    “It’s fleshy and warm…quit complaining!”

  • Anonymous

    “Healthily Husky Hunnies who Happily Hump”

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Falling in………………………love

  • Gram Ponante

    Jose Reyes, I applaud you for constantly shitting your pants. Now that no one ever sees each other in person anymore, I think //shits pants should be the millennial “from hell.” Anyway, you didn’t win.

    And Cloudcarrier, your output is prodigious and qualifferic. But you didn’t win.

    But Indiana Bento did win. Why? “Sex Bakery.” Ha ha ha! One more place to have sex. And six rolls to go! Very clever.

    //shits pants