So yeah, that judge’s not-so-secret porn stash the media has been all a-flutter about the past few days? Totally lame–even those painted cow babes were not nearly as interesting as we’d hoped they would be. Then again, we’d much rather look at tboring stuff like this that the material he was supposed to be sitting on that upcoming trial about. We’re not that blasé about smut, you know. (10zenmonkeys.com)