Unless you’re an eccentric Russian billionaire or show-offy interweb mogul, you’re probably never going into outer space, which means you will never get to experience the thrills of zero-gravity boning. So what’s a horny earthbound sex hound to do? We suggest investing in a backyard trampoline! No, it’s the not same thing as floating through air for hours on end, and there’s always a danger that something unpleasant will get caught in the springs. But if you bounce high and/or hard enough you do get to experience a couple seconds of what feels like weightlessness. And you don’t have to worry about those bulky spacesuits making your ass look huge on the home video.
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· “Trampoline Sex” (Megarotic)
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