“Zack And Miri” Make A Porno Promo

Here’s a tip for aspiring filmmakers: If you want to generate a lot of buzz for your upcoming project, be sure to put the word “porn” in the title. Seriously, we have seen dozens of media mentions of Kevin Smith’s new film “Zack and Miri Make A Porno” over the last several months, even though it doesn’t come out until the fall and we still don’t even have any idea what it’s about (though the title helps) or if it’s supposed to be any good. Even the first actual footage from the movie probably isn’t even from the movie–it’s just this teaser trailer full of bad puns and dick jokes that were likely never intended for the final cut. (We’re sure there will be bad puns and dick jokes, just not these.) It does raise an interesting question, though: How do you properly cast a porno? Those cattle calls auditions can get pretty messy.

· “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” (official site @ zackandmiri.com, via nerve.com)

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  • Anonymous

    And you do not mention getting Tracy Lords to star helps too!

  • evan_phi

    i’ve had the bug in my ear about this film for while. Kevin Smith talked about it alot on his podcast, SModcast.

    good stuff.

  • evan_phi

    my last comment was before i watched the trailer.

    it made me LOL and it is late and my roommates are asleep. brilliant.

    “would you stick this pen up your ass?”
    “so how big can your asshole get…? just say when…”

    absolutely brilliant.

  • CloudCarrier

    There ought to be clowns.

    Send in the clowns.

  • Lux Alptraum

    I’m sorry, they lost me at “Cumming Soon.”

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @CloudCarrier: Make them dwarves, & you’ve got a deal.