June 6, 2008 | 42 Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Unsightly Spills Edition

2008_6_6_wwfrd.jpgNot that Fleshbot readers aren’t anything but swinging bachelors and (maybe two, at most three) bachelorettes, but they are also well-read. So they should know, at least anecdotally, that the word “blowout” strikes fear in anyone who has ever changed a diaper.

For this reason, as well as an equally legitimate need to not compare something that happens to Lorena Sanchez with a weekly sale at a mattress store, the word “blowout” needs to be excised from this title. So friends, be like last week’s winner Tits McGee and find a more suitable title for this movie. And because we are benevolent, you can keep the “Creampie.”

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  • thelushie

    I don’t have any entry just wanted to say Congrats, Tits! I didn’t know you won last week. Maybe I should log in more often to keep track of the news.

  • evan_phi

    “Wild Twinkie Surprise”
    “P(ussy)&A(ss), Inside Edition” (sounds like a news show!)

    if i think more i will give more!

  • bdve

    Simply chockablock with semen!

    There’s no reason porn can’t expand your vocabulary.

  • bdve

    A cascade of cum
    Chockablock with semen

  • Tits McGee

    @thelushie: Aw, thanks!

    Also, Cat Splat Fever.

  • Anonymous

    Boastin’ Cream Pies!

  • Anonymous

    Cartoon Cream-Pie: with these women, even the toons are a’ cummin!!!

  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    Sanchez Squooshie – only $110 a barrel!

  • I.M.B.Y What’s THIS for…!

    POOSHT!! Now rub that on your face!!!

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    “Yeast infections that cause Erections”

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Vaginal Acne 3

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    “Dishonorable Discharge”

  • bleeble

    Laser-Guided SmartSploosh – America’s Next Secret Weapon!

  • Anonymous

    “How I Met Your Mother”

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    No Lactose Intolerant men allowed!

  • Anonymous

    “I Think You Forgot Something”

  • bleeble

    BTW, all these entries so far are really good.

    Just like the “Audacity of Hope”, the “Poetry of Pornophony” keeps rolling on.

  • Anonymous

    “Face is not the Place (Drop it in my Space)”

  • Anonymous

    “Womb for One More”

  • Anonymous

    “Creampie & Custard”

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @LoveByte: Thanks. Now I have Jimmy Eat World’s “A Praise Chorus” running thru my head; ‘crimson, & clover, over, & over’. Much better than “Incense & Peppermints” — which was running thru my head, yesterday.

    My contribution to this re-titling drive: Tangled Up in Spooge.

    (I wanted to go with a play on the “reversal”, as it pertains to competitive eating, but what would prove just as cringe-worthy as selling sperm-filled vaginae like mattresses.)

  • Anonymous

    Human Twinkies Vol. 69.

  • Anonymous

    “Grand Spunk Railroad.”
    Or “Overfilled Twinkie Catastrophe!”

  • Anonymous

    Perhaps, “How I Wet your Mother”

  • Anonymous

    Semen Tsunami!

    too soon?

    Bread Bakin Beauties!

  • Anonymous

    Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place

  • Anonymous

    It’s a Floor Wax AND a Desert Topping!
    (more of a slogan than a title)

  • Anonymous

    Now He’ll Never Leave Me, vol. 3

  • MalzyWheels

    Lewd and Creamy in Miami: A Obscene, Love Filled Tribute to Max Hardcore

  • CloudCarrier

    Cheating On My Cream Pie Diet On a Thursday Afternoon
    I Have Excellent Control Vol. 3
    Internal Joint Audit III: The Loneliest Barista
    I’m All Over the Place Today! Vol. 9
    Splay Paint My Walls and Stare At the Ceiling IV
    Cannery Rows
    ¡Olé DNA!

  • Anonymous

    How about just “Gross, vol 3?”

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Internal Joint Audit III: The Loneliest Barista

    I was thinking this an allustion to Stranger than Fiction, but then remembered that M. Gyllenhaal’s character was a baker, not barista. Still, top job, good sir &/or ma’am.

    @CloudCarrier:

  • fleshbotpdh

    Creampie Paradox: Internal Explosions

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Labial Lattes 3: The Bean and Queef

  • Anonymous

    Creampie Cephalopods: Our Girls Squirt Their Ink Then Run Away!

  • CloudCarrier

    @josereyes.theroof: Thanks! Maybe La Voie Lactee de éclair or Les Profiteroles Qui Deviennent Perforés would befit Mlle. Gyllenhall better? I know she’s not French, but she speaks to my most badly rendered inner francophone, zut alors!

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Vegetarian Vaginas 4: Soy Milk Lattes

  • bleeble

    First In, First Out: Cracking the Creampie Code

  • slyty

    Just Desserts #3: Creampies and Xupside down cake

  • Gram Ponante

    @paraffinshot: WINNER! Excellent entries this week, friends, but this one suggests “space” as another word for “vagina,” and we all know that there can’t be too many other words for “vagina.” I think paraffin shot is a closet beat poet.

  • slyty

    I guess that means you could use “backspace” to refer to anal, but what does that make “tab”?

  • bleeble

    tab = more than 1 girl at a session?

    Maybe.