My Dinner With Ass: "Asseaters Unanimous 16"

My Dinner With Ass: "Asseaters Unanimous 16"Veteran porn dude Tom Byron announced today that he has just finished shooting “Asseaters Unanimous 16: Dinner for Two”. The reason he is hyping the movie now, before it is even available, is because, he says, “This is probably the best two girl asseating movie ever made. Come to think of it, it’s the only two girl asseating movie ever made.” Well, except for “Pearl Harbor.”

My Dinner With Ass: "Asseaters Unanimous 16"From the press release: “I was sitting around thinking in all my years in the biz, all the sex scenes I’ve done, what is the best part of the experience, the ultimate? Well, that would be when one girl is sucking my cock and another is eating my ass. Or, one girl sitting on my face and the other eating my ass. Or, two girls eating my ass at once… you get the idea! I thought, ‘why not make a movie about it?’ And so Asseaters Unanimous 16: Dinner for Two was born.”

We assure you that these are Before photos.

“Asseaters Unanimous 16″ also stars Jandi Lin, Jada Fire, Angel Eyes, Naudia Nyce, Darryl Hanah, Flower Tucci, Carolyn Reese, Roxy DeVille, Adrianna Nicole, Holly Wellin, Dana DeArmond, and Paris Gables.

We are sorry that we have nothing else to tell you about this movie, since we’re already late for dinner for the rest of our lives.

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  • Anonymous

    A stroke of sheer genius, it truly is.

  • Tracer_Bullet

    I would really not prefer to see “dinner” and “ass eating” in the same sentence.

  • CloudCarrier

    Tom’s unflappable fervor for getting rimmed is one of his stand out qualities, as is his generally affable demeanor with his chosen ladies, all of which should make for some dern good viewing. If it were anyone else, I don’t think the act would be as appealing, but I say that having viewed the entirety of Anabolic’s currently deceased Oral Consumption series, both willingly and occasionally against my better judgment.

  • Brian47

    And yet there was only ever one volume of an all-girl cast – why was that never repeated?

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @Tracer_Bullet: Buck up! You cannot bring that negative energy into the tournament, man.