Oh Dita Von Teese, we love you so much that we would cross an ocean just to get a glimpse of your nipple … or at least peruse the pages of the new German Maxim, where if we squint really hard we can pretend we’re getting a glimpse of your nipple too. (OK, so it’s probably just part of that fancy bra you’re wearing … but are you really going to spoil the fantasy for us after we’ve come all this way?) (vanityspy.com)