The 100 Hottest Women In Porn (According To Genesis, Anyway)

I wouldn’t walk across the street to fuck Belladonna. I would only go as far as across the street for Jesse Jane. Now Sasha, that’s another story.

@Plague: I believe you meant to say they added a zero, or two. Figures you’d go for the one weird-looking one with the small boobs. All I see are giant teletubbies of mammary goodness, and I wanna get on my motorboat and play. And which ones are trannies? The spank bank may need a few withdrawals.

No Ashley Blue — or my dirty, dirty fave Gia Paloma in the top 100? Sigh. Marlie Moore is a good one too — ooh, too many, they should’ve made it 200. PS Luv u Lux! Keep up the good work!

Easy, people: this isn’t the place to get nasty about the stars who made it on the list – it’s to tell us who you think should have made it to the Top 10 or Top 100 and why. Thanks.

Not a big fan of the top 3. I’d get rid of them and move Eva Angelina up some and include Tarra White, Shay Jordan & Codi Milo in their place.

I’m with Plague on this one. Some real man faces there. Where is real beauty, like Jana Cova, or Stoya?

OK, so it’s unsurprising but reprehensible that Nina Hartley’s not on
the list. But where’s Justine Joli? And what about
OMFGMichelleAstondrool?

They’re all good, even the surgically enhanced ones. You know Bella and Jenna are the hottest @$# to hit the screen(even though Jenna could add a few pounds).
When folks start dissin’ on the chicks(or anyone for that matter) they have been whackin’ off to for years they should pause and go take a good in the mirror first.

Well in that case, Belladonna should be at the top of the fucking list!

On any “Best Of” list, fans will always disagree with who’s included and why they’re favorites were excuded. I mean, I love Rebecca Linares and think she’s Top 10, but I don’t have to have a magazine validate this opinion for me.

Sorry, but with a post ending comment like So, where did Genesis go wrong? I thought it was an invitation to snark, but obviously I was incorrect.

And sorry, Indiepixels, I haven’t jerked off to any of these top tenners, save Sasha- but #18 and #32, sure!

I can’t believe they put Stormy Daniels at #1! That’s fucking crazy. She hasn’t even done 100 movies, and all of them have been boring ass feature movies.

The top 10 are relatively attractive, i haven’t seen that many in action. Personally Jesse Jane has a nice body but her face creeps me out and i find her scenes annoying as hell.

I like 3,4,6 and 10. That is a horrible picture of Hillary Scott.

Never cared for Gina, Stormy or Tera ever. Not a big Belladonna fan either.

Is there a link to the rest of the list?

@josereyes.theroof: As I feel that it’s somewhat a superior viewing experience, Superbad, Mssr. Rogen & Goldberg’s co-written film about two displaced and horny but well-meaning youths, included an all-too brief, but nonetheless important cameo by both Jenna Haze and Aurora Snow, no doubt included for their seminal and daily alleviations behind the not-so-open curtains of our lovable writers’ respective Dens of Satisfaction. Likewise, Nautica Thorn’s ass grinding in Knocked Up was as dazzling as Stormy’s (or Paul Rudd’s reaction, natch) in the mushroom/Vegas showdown, and deserves a bit of recognition on this list, too.

Of all the randomization of the photos collected above, I find it even more telling that without seeking out the border column for an approximate date, I could, at first glance, identify almost all of the eras depicted above, which may or may not substantiate my Fantasy Pornstar League with even the teensiest amount of legitimacy, once and for all (at least to me and my clouded image bank of a mind, and maybe a few more un/lucky people who share my hand cranking obsession, for all to see). As I’ve always preferred team players to hall-of-famers (not mutually exclusive in this particular respect), these kinds of lists are almost silly, if not completely frustrating to build up and piece together. But for the Genesis readership, the more familiar the better, I would think, as a few of my personal favorites (Roxy Jezel, Bobbi Starr, Kimberly Kane, Roxy Deville) are tinkering around the lower reaches of the 100, and others aren’t even on the list at all (Lorelei Lee, Adriana Nicole, Madison Young, Ashley Blue, Natasha Nice, Melanie Scott, Carmen McCarthy, Sindee Jennings). Even a single entry for the Abby Winters collective would have been more forward thinking, but, oh geez, people love lists! Next time (if there is a next time), they should just ask Richard Kern, and I’ll happily agree with at least 99% of whomever he picks. I know most of them wouldn’t be porn stars, but hey, them’s the breaks.

But for now (and maybe always), my number one, with a baseball bat and various colored oils, pedicures and butt plugs at the ready, is Belladonna. There, I said it.

Sasha Grey & Belladonna would definitely be my nos. 1 & 2, so I am bit miffed they remained stuck in the middle of the top ten, but it’s a fair list, & definitely demonstrative of the various strains in xxx beauty. As well, I think Stormy Daniels owes her top billing as much to her crossover appeal as her physical charm — before Black Thought & Corgan became enamoured of young Sasha, Stormy was doing her thing in an harder market to penetrate (at least, for appearances sake) — Apatovia. She grinds on Seth Rogen in Knocked Up; to think, an hardcore pornstress in a movie from post-willenial sensitivo Judd Apatow would have an adult actress cameo (indie-fanboys & hipsters & emos are supposed to have more respect for women than to ogle & become enthralled by “plastic-ass skin flick denizens” (scare-quotes, as that belief is not one of my affectations), & had Knocked Up been the product of the twisted lies of, say, Fred Durst instead of Judd Apatow, every Black Hear Procession listening goon would have been taking their pot-shots). So, well done, Stormy Daniels, for exposing the web of deceits that the likes of My Nemesis have spun & still do spin.

@no_one_can: The second to last line of the post is a link to the full 100.

Did anyone else do a double-take when they ranked “Darryl Hannah?” Kill Bill wasn’t that long ago, right? LOL

I’m thinking that some of these photos might be not so flattering to these women as their videos, etc. I know that I think a lot of Stormy Daniels hottness to me comes from her poise and voice, Hilary Scott is very cute in the one movie that I’ve seen with her in it — Debbie Does Dallas; and, Jesse Jane in Pirates seems much prettier to me than in any of the pics that I’ve seen of her. She is very adorable in that film, but I’ve hardly ever seen her look the same in a still photo.

I can’t see how you could leave Taylor Rain off this list. She makes you want to be nasty.

Where is Samantha Ryan on this list? She is beautiful and she has been busy in 2009 with a number of studios.