June 3, 2008 | 3 Comments

2008_06_03_theo.jpgBelieve it or not, this human person actually shares half her DNA with legendary guitarist of the undead Keith Richards. (It’s his daughter, Theodora.) We guess he donated everything that was still usable to her. (dailypoa.com)

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  • CloudCarrier

    At least her genes guarantee a 50% chance that she’ll be around for year & years to come, and be virtually indestructible.

  • Dashiell Bennett

    @CloudCarrier: Good point!

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @CloudCarrier: She could do a 2girls1cup reprise, & not get stricken by e. coli.

    /brasky’d