Greetings From The “Strap-On Motel”

2008_5_30_som1.jpg“Strap-On Motel” is filled with sleight of hand: it is a rare rainy night in L.A., there is a French woman named London, and director Maria Beatty really makes us believe we’re watching actual lesbians … in a porn movie, no less! London walks to a club called Pussy’s where stripper Dylan Ryan waits for her. Though it is in a bad neighborhood, it is clear that this club is full service; London isn’t two steps in the door before she and Ryan are naked. It really doesn’t seem like work.

Their interludes in noirish locations flow to the tones of muted horns and a stand-up bass. At no point does anyone say “Did I hear Dirtpipe Milkshake?” Sometimes Dylan wears a hat. These are people we don’t see around here too often, and we wonder where on La Cienega Pussy’s might be, and if the Strap-On Motel takes Diner’s Club.

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· Maria Beatty (bleuproductions.com)
· Buy “Strap-On Motel” (bleuproductions.com)

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  • HotMovies4Her

    Bleu Productions has a bunch of hot movies that appear to have actual lesbians in them. They’re pretty fantastic. You know, if you’re into that sorta thing.

  • Anonymous

    This one totally made my “Must See” list when I heard there was a scene with both of the girls in boy-drag. Sign me up! The music and lovely cinematography are just icing on the cake.

  • Tits McGee

    I’m into that sort of thing!

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    So, is this that film with the lesbians — ’cause there’s nothing I like better than the idea of two hot lookin’ chicks just goin’ at it, & me watchin’ & grabbin’ my johnson.

    /not for broadcast’d
    //when the ONION still had edge
    ///sorry for sounding like an hipster