May 28, 2008 | 4 Comments

2008_05_28_maid.jpgHiring a nude maid to clean your house while the wife is on vacation sounds like the perfect plan, until she makes off with $40,000 worth of your wife’s jewels. That must have been a fun explanation. (myfoxtampabay.com; thumb of the very trustworthy Shay Laren)

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  • bdve

    “When she arrived, he says she stripped and then he left her alone to clean his bedroom.”

    What is the point of that? You don’t rent a movie, put it in the DVD player, and leave the room do you?

    Yes, I did just compare a living person to a movie. It’s the best I could do on short notice.

  • Anonymous

    If she was naked, where the hell did she hide the jewellery?

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    @LoveByte: I doubt she walked out of the house naked.

  • xvitium

    He couldn’t really tell the truth that she stripped, he fucked her, fell asleep and woke up to her gone with his shit.