As a leader in the Astigmatic-American community, I was happy to see a movie that claimed to feature people who looked like me, that could tell my story, and that didn’t shrink from honest portrayals of people with eyeglasses having sex. Oh well. I hope their “Alcoholics Analymous” movie dares to tell the truth.
Maybe you don’t care to know this, but people with glasses tend to take them off before sex, lest they be fucked off. Not only do most of the Eurohotties in this picture appear to be sharing the same pair of glasses (which leads to disease) but they also keep them on all the way through The Act.
Don’t get me wrong, I would think that glasses would make a tempting target (and in this movie they are), but I am a gentleman of the old school, where suggestion is very erotic. For me, the taking off of the glasses means that it’s OK to come in her eye.
The title seems kind of clunky. My suggestion would be “Eyedrop a Load.” But there are too many talented people suggesting porn titles for me to get in that business.
Finally, with most of the women peering over their glasses to get a gander of the viewer, I am unhappy to admit that it looks like these ladies don’t need glasses at all.
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