May 24, 2008 | 31 Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Outrageous Edition

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Outrageous EditionMaybe it’s because we’ve mellowed in our senescence (we’re 23), but we can’t remember the last time we thought anything was outrageous. Nutrageous, maybe, but never outrageous. Especially asses. Can you imagine saying, “Your ass offends me”? I couldn’t. And I especially wouldn’t say it to Kelly Starr.

Think of a better name for these asses, won’t you? Something that fills us with joy, like last week’s winner.

· Michael Stefano (wikipedia.org)

· Buy “Michael Stefano’s Outrageous Asses” (gamelink.com)

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  • slyty

    Asses worthy of measuring tape endorsement deals

  • iao_

    cute fisheye ass greeting cards

  • Anonymous

    worlds largest peach

  • bdve

    hamstrung hamstrings?

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    While I prefer not to quibble over the titles assigned when the subject is “disputatious derrieres for our delectation”, for the sake of the contest, I will offer an alternative: Seven-day Planner.

    /meteorology joke
    //literal reading of the phrase “ass for days”
    ///shits pants

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Seven-day Planner.

    /meteorology joke
    //literal reading of the phrase “ass for days”
    ///shits pants

  • Tits McGee

    Silly Seats
    Ridiculous Rumps
    Preposterous Posteriors

  • Tracer_Bullet

    Asses by the Numbers: 36-24-36, 5-foot-3.

  • bleeble

    The “Training Day” version:

    “But tell me, did you wrap that ass, did you WRAP THAT ASS!?”

  • Anonymous

    curt: “damn.”
    instructional: “everything you ever wanted to know about bokeh but were too shy to ask.”
    apologetic: “no matter how hard we whipped them, our designers still couldn’t fit her entire ass on the cover of this dvd.”
    clever: “there are six charmin jokes hidden on this dvd cover. can you find them all?”

  • fleshbotpdh

    most assy asses
    Asstralians from Down Under

  • pvaras

    Objects on box cover are phatter than they appear

  • Anonymous

    Starr Puckers
    The Tops In Bottoms

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Thong Eaters

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Ann Taylor up front, Lane Bryant out back!

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    The Ride is never Bumpy

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Girls with built in Stadium Cushions

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Hold the Onions

  • Anonymous

    Bumstruck

    or

    Callipygilicious

    (there’s also Steatopygilicious, but I don’t like that one as much)

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Costco Sized Ham

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    We are GO for Haunch

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Girls with Asses that can help you measure Plasma TV screens

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man
  • zipper

    Moon over my hammy

  • Anonymous

    That’s No Moon; That’s A Space Station.

  • LindsayJoy’s MBP is into S+M

    Mountainous Asses: They ripple when they’re rammed, they caress your balls riding you, they look glorious covered with cum…these bodacious butts will never let you, nor your cock, down.

  • fleshbotpdh

    Humpback Whales

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Buick Sized Buttocks!

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Guys with Tiny Cocks that make regular Asses seem Outrageous!

  • bleeble

    Shake Your Milkshake Maker!

  • Gram Ponante

    @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris’s sack-dance…: WINNER. While these (and, oh my God, “Bumstruck”) are hilarious, that Mr. Reyes had to take an HTML shit in his pants leads us to believe that he went the extra mile.