Flesh Flicks: Geography Is Hot!

2008_05_20_ff.jpgWe don’t know about you, but we think that maps are pretty much the sexiest thing in the whole world–especially if they are the whole world! Nothing gets us going like a couple of nice round color-coded orbs or maybe a topographical elevation chart with major landmarks indicated by little gold stars. Man, our computer monitor is fogging up just thinking about fingering our Rand McNally! Luckily, we’ve finally found two girls who clearly share our passion for well-drawn borders. Now if only we knew their names or where they were or even what language they speak. How would one go about tracking down a couple of hot and horny geography sluts? Do you think there’s a map for that?

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· “Geography makes horny” (RedTube)

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    What, no Gridskipper cross-post? Even if they’re no longer in the (immediate) Gawker family, I’d say they deserve this… & who deserves it more? The participants in next year’s Nat’l Geographic Geography Bee.

    /former scholastic geography bee champion

  • piggythewonderdog

    Let’s see… Geography = Sex? The landmarks I’m thinking of…

    The Nile Delta
    The Land Down Under
    The Grand Tetons
    Lake Titicaca
    Butte, Montana

    And a very exhaustive list of pervy place names:
    [www.dribbleglass.com]

  • piggythewonderdog

    Oh, and I just remembered: French Lick, Indiana

  • The Merovingian Princess

    There is also a Dyke West Virginia.

    But the grand winner is Mianus Connecticut.

  • Anonymous

    Wait, what about the ever popular Intercourse, Pennsylvania?

    And of course, super-sexy New Jersey:

    Buttzville
    Point Pleasant
    Cherry Hill
    Succasunna
    Fort Dix

    not to mention Peapack, which sounds like (well, to me, growing up) some fringe sexual fetish. (and, in case you’re wondering, Creamridge and Nutley just weren’t funny enough)

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @The Merovingian Princess: Whoopi Goldberg has a home in Mianus.

    /jackass, c. 2001

  • drjayphd: Now With Hot Gossy Action!

    @The Merovingian Princess: Yeah, it really was a bit of a tragedy when that bridge collapsed in Mianus. Hopefully, we’ll never see any carnage like that in Mianus again.