Ava Rose In "Carolina Jones And The Broken Covenant" (Yes, That Was Quick)

Ava Rose In "Carolina Jones And The Broken Covenant" (Yes, That Was Quick)While its mainstream counterpart attempts to recover from the volley of mediocre reviews it endured at its Cannes debut, Adam & Eve’s “Carolina Jones And The Broken Covenant” hits the shelves today with only slightly less hype attached to it. Shot on location in Prague, it’s clearly a star turn for Ava Rose in the title role: Carolina Jones, the daughter of Indiana Himself, teams up with naive country bumpkin Bree Olson and sets out to find the lost Arc (sic) of the Covenant. (And you were wondering how it all tied together?)

From what we hear (= no, we haven’t received our screener copies yet—funny you should ask!) it’s more of a good-natured spoof than an earnest attempt to emulate the original … and for that we are grateful. After all, things like exotic locations, frenetic action sequences, and heavy dialogue are all very good in their place, but when it comes to Ava Rose and Bree Olson (along with Nikky Blond and Roxy Panther), wouldn’t you rather watch them doing what they do best—mainly, everyone in sight?

· Adam & Eve’s “Carolina Jones And The Broken Covenant” (official film site @ carolinajonesxxx.com)

· Order: “Carolina Jones And The Broken Covenant” (Adult DVD Empire)

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  • Brian47

    I’m surprised there has not been a porn version of ‘Indiana Jones’ before this – or did I somehow overlook a notable attempt? I’m looking forward not only to the real deal when it opens this week, but ‘Carolina Jones’ looks like it has some winning entertainment value as well! :)

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    I’ll hold out for the gonzo-plus send-up Kingdom of the Crystal Skull-fuck.

  • LindsayJoy’s MBP is into S+M

    This looks *quite hot* and is the Indy sequel that the boys have *really* been waiting for!

  • pinkfloyd1972

    Did we forget “Indiana Jane and the Black Hole of Mamoo?”

  • Brian47

    Yeah, but no John Williams score, so there goes the whole tone and feel of an “Indy” film…