Flesh Flicks: Net Gain

2008_05_19_ff.jpgWe’ve been sitting here for awhile, trying to think of how many different puns, double entendres, and outright clichés we can fit into this one post, but for some reason we keep getting stuck on one variation or another of “balls in her court.” That’s the problem with tennis–it’s just the same old back and forth, back and forth, until one of the competitors simply can’t get it in anymore. Then they switch ends and do it all over again. Oh, and at some point a lot of ball boys get involved. Do you see how hard it is to come up with something dirty to say about that?

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· ” Sex on Tennis Court” (RedTube)

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  • Anonymous

    69-love? Also, playing doubles takes more skill, I’m sure, than just going at it with a partner.

    You guys should be thankful. Imagine if you had to make up jokes for, say, polo? Or croquet?

  • Anonymous

    *giggle* I’ve never blown with a guy who leaned back and held his butt like that.

  • dawimp523

    Is it just me, or do all guys in porn movies look like total d-bags? I mean, this guy has the weird-looking hair, the attitude & snarl, the earrings, and a gold necklace! I despise him, yet I also want to be him! Weird!

  • kevinblah

    two observations: one, perhaps the worst blowjob I’ve ever seen. not sure his glans ever made it past her bicuspids. two, I’m pretty sure her clitoris is miked.