May 16, 2008 | 26 Comments

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Hearting Alexis Silver

2008_05_16_wwfrdalexis.jpgThe title of this movie might be “I Love Alexis Silver,” but the box cover photo reveals that Silver might be ambivalent about you.

The question we put to our friends this week is: With that baleful gaze, What Is Alexis Silver Really Thinking? Does she heart us, or does she skull us, or perhaps even “at” symbol, octothorp, and question mark/exclamation point us? Be like last week’s winner, bleeble, and set us straight.

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  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    Oh my gosh, I forgot to put the clothes in the dryer!

  • Anonymous

    She tolerates us, but she can’t understand why men are always staring at her eyes. She’s trying too hard for that.

  • Anonymous

    “Well…I Guess YOU’LL Do…”

  • bleeble

    “I’m worth at least 9 whore diamonds – and you’re not.”

  • Anonymous

    Sing along everybody:

    “If you’re happy and you know it, squeeze by tits.”

  • slyty

    If you want me to get to my ! £ that | up my * ~ : is filled with your ,

  • Anonymous

    @slyty: Clever clever!

    “If you want me to get to my exclamation point, pound that pipe up my star tilda colon is filled with your cumma.”

    And I was just gonna make a lame octothorpe joke.

  • Anonymous

    /=( . )( .)=

    :-( !

    3=====つ ( )*( ) ?

    ;-)

  • CloudCarrier



  • fleshbotpdh

    “Octothorp? Am I pronouncing that right? Awk Toe Thoarp?

    Hmmm…

    Can you use it in a sentence please?

    Can I have the language of origin please?

    OK. Octothorp.

    O – C – T – O – Oh! – OOHH!

    Shit! You made me fuck it up, can’t you see I’m trying to spell?”

  • Anonymous

    You’re paying what for car insurance?!

    The last time he was tested for std’s was HOW long ago?

    What you talkin’ ’bout Willis?

    What do mean we’re out of mayonaise?

  • hebear mcghee

    It’s called drainage, Eli.

  • bleeble

    Octopussy?

    No.

    OctoTHORP-a-pussy!!

    Hell, yeah!

  • Anonymous

    What are you looking at you @#!ing perv!?

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    You’re wondering what she’s thinking? Dude, I’m just staring at her tits.

  • thelushie

    “Maybe if I scowl like this, I will be able to go read a book.” Yeah, I have no creativity.

  • Anonymous

    Crap, I forgot to take out the tampon.

    Glad I’m not on Girls Gone Wild daddy?

    I’ll win the staring contest this time nipples!

    1 girl 1 cup?

  • Anonymous

    “The cameraman’s toupee just fell off!”

  • Anonymous

    “This is the worst support bra ever!”

  • Anonymous

    Well, it’s official. If I ever go into porn, my name is gonna be Octothorp Jones.

    I’ll probably only be doing altporn, though. Sorry, Savannah Sampson…

  • zipper

    Careful, those are original.

  • pvaras

    Did Bill O’Rielly just say Fuck?!?!?!?

  • pweasels

    That is the expression of a woman who has just been told by her best friend that the best friend’s boyfriend gave her a six-pack of his favorite beer in a paper sack for their second anniversary (or a granny nightgown of the wrong size and in the wrong color for their eighth). I don’t know why they are having that conversation while Alexis is obviously at work, unless the best friend is the still photographer on the set.

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    Looks to me like she’s calculating the superdelegate count.

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    Looks to me like she’s calculating the superdelegate count. I just can’t figure out if she’s counting Florida and Michigan or not.

  • Gram Ponante

    @pweasels: Winner! Everyone else was very clever, but today we were more in the mood for someone who really yearned to get into Alexis’ head. It’s like you’re a profiler or something. Are you Thomas Harris’ Will Graham from “Red Dragon”?