May 15, 2008 | 6 Comments

Flesh Flicks: Call Waiting

2008_05_15_ff.jpgThose crazy young folks and their cellphones–they just won’t put them down for anything! Kids today can’t live without the newfangled mobile technology that allows them to stay connected to their BFFs no matter where they are or what they’re up to. They’d probably even “text” in the shower if those things were waterproof! (Which they might be! We don’t even know because we’re so old and square!) As you’ll see in this clip this particular girl hangs up on no one, since her phone can perform pretty much every function one could ever need to survive. There is one burning question left unanswered though: Does she have threeway calling?

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· “Japanese Phone Maniac” (RedTube)

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  • Channing

    If you can understand Japanese this is pretty funny.
    Even if you can’t, though, it’s still kinda funny.

  • wolfenstein-3d

    i totally wish i knew japanese. This is funny in english!

  • Jonnobot

    @Channing: Care to translate for us ignorant gaijin?

  • Channing

    @Fleshbot:
    My Japanese is slip-shod at best and I can only understand a little of it and mostly through context. (Fourth-gen Japanese-American in Hawaii with parents that can’t speak a lick of Japanese to save their life) That’s what I get for not staying in school. (STAY COOL, STAY IN SCHOOL!)

    However, at one point the person on the phone asks if she’s eating. Girl replies it’s dinner. Then (phone) asks what she’s eating. Girl replies that she’s eating meat. (Phone) asks what kind of meat, some conversation I can’t really pick up, and then (phone says) isn’t (beef)meat great? It’s delicious!

    Sorry, there’s a lot of this that I catch a glimpse of understanding but I can’t really piece enough together to give you guys an idea of what’s going on. Basically the person on the other line is talking about boring stuff.
    All the bleeps are the girl’s name, if that wasn’t clear.

    Then, as the guy mounts the girl, (phone) asks if she’s doing exercises. Girl replies that she is and (phone) asks if she’s by herself to which girl replies she is.

    That’s all I got in one run through. Maybe I have a future in translating Japanese porn for the English speaking market? I can only hope.

  • CloudCarrier

    @Channing: I was hoping for more discussion about the crystallized penis she’s toying with, but your translation was a great help nonetheless. If I had a phone, I would take a picture of my thumb pointing upward in appreciation!

  • Anonymous

    She needs a god damn bluetooth headset.