25 Things To Help Dirty Your Home

2008_05_14_cribcandy.jpgThe design connoisseurs at Crib Candy present a collection of 25 pieces of “furniture, decoration and accessories that will send the right message when you bring someone back to your crib” (i.e., “I am flush enough to be able to afford over a thousand dollars on a custom built mahogany and bamboo silk sex chair, and therefore you should boink me.”) Of course, we here at Fleshbot Central are already up to our dirtpipes in sexy design books, bug porn, and infidelity kits … but if anyone wants to pick us up some public sex-themed planters or a set of boobshelves, we couldn’t think of a more appropriate hostess gift the next time you come visit.

· “25 sexy times at home” (cribcandy.com – thanks Sturtle)

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  • LindsayJoy’s MBP is into S+M

    I want like 10 of these….

  • Step666

    @LindsayJoy: only 10?
    You’re slipping…

  • LindsayJoy’s MBP is into S+M

    @Step666:
    I have a beautiful set of 36DDs I get too look at and play with on a daily basis.

    Nothing is better then the real thing!

  • Step666

    @LindsayJoy: well I certainly can’t disagree with you there.

  • LindsayJoy’s MBP is into S+M

    @Step666:

    So I looked carefully and:

    no infidelity test

    no boob shelves

    no secret porn hoodie, I’m not shy and have nothing to hide

    no “wines that make you get laid”

    I *have* the naughty cakes book

    No sex toy for dogs cause I dont have one..

    No fly swatter sex thingie (what? Never heard of insect porn)

    I dont need a condom dispenser

    I have too many sexy toys already and I don’t need to make my own…so no “make your own sex toys”

    No love toilet set (wtf?)

    No body paint to “match bedding” that would take much too long just to come off, I prefer lingerie

    Not the sink that looks like a lady’s ass

    so, that winds up being 14 if I look carefully…

  • Step666

    @LindsayJoy: no boob shelves?
    What’s wrong with you woman? :P

    I suppose some of the items, such as the wines to get you laid, are more aimed at men anyway.
    But there are other things I’m surprised at – yes you already have a number of dildos and/or vibrators but can someone really have too many? So surely the ‘make your own’ book is a must-have?

    I knew I recognised number 7 – Malcolm McDowell beats some woman to death with one of those in A Clockwork Orange