While confirmation calls to Larry Flynt’s office went unreturned (er, for years), we are fairly certain that Hustler has been naming movie titles specifically for us. We needed nothing more to convince us than the arrival of “MILFzilla,” starring the rabid Ava Devine.
You might remember the last two What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? entries featured a cock-drape. What Devine is getting on this cover is a cock-poke—or, some scholars argue, a cock-shelving. Either way, it’s not a drape, so don’t call your local drape hotline.
The guy from Peter, Paul & Mary beseeches Ava Devine for some nut-busting (I didn’t say this – he did). It is the only time in recent memory in which we hear actual wheedling. The acting required in this scene is tremendous, in that Devine never needs to be wheedled.
The one reservation we have with this movie is that there are no Asians in it. You don’t put a -zilla on something and exclude the Asians. Hasn’t Jonathan Pryce’s casting in “Miss Saigon” taught us anything?
Still don’t know why Adrianna Nicole gets cast in MILF roles. Maybe it’s her alto range, or her Billy Idol sneer.
Mae Victoria looks a bit like a wayward mid-90′s Sherilyn Fenn. If “Of Mice And Men” were ever made into a porn movie, we’d cast her.
This is a delightful movie, sure to inspire sequels. But rather than going the sequential numbers route, I strongly suggest “MILFzooky” or “Terror of MechaMILFzilla.”
· Hustler (hustlerworld.com)
· Buy “MILFZILLA” (hustlervideo.com)
