Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Iris Is All Grown Up

2008_05_12_matk.jpgSome vibrators try to sell you on the idea that size doesn’t matter. After all, if vibration’s the thing, who cares about the size of the chassis? Lelo’s Iris, however, is not one of those vibrators. With a business end that’s 5.5″ long and 5″ around–with a big white handle to boot–the Iris is no shrinking violet: to put it technically, it’s pretty fucking big.

To give you a sense of its size, here’s a photo of your humble vibe tester, along with both the Iris (on the left) and its little sister, the Gigi:

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Yeah. The Iris does not fuck around.

But how much does that really matter? Does a bigger boat actually effect the motion of the ocean? Well, yes and no. The Iris certainly feels more intense than the Gigi, so if slim vibes leave you cold the Iris is definitely for you. But at the end of the day, the vibe’s the thing–and I was far more impressed by the Iris’s powerful motor and fancy pulse patterns, which were intense enough to elicit an “Oh fuck!” from even this jaded reviewer.

There’s also the matter of the petal-like protusions all along the body of the Iris. I suspect that these are intended to stimulate the g-spot and other girly bits, but they didn’t seem to make much of a difference sensationwise. They sure are pretty, though!

On a more technical side, the Iris is rechargeable, made of silicone, and has the same intuitive controls as the Gigi. In other words, it’s an all around winner … just bigger.

· Lelo (lelo.com)
· Buy the Iris (babeland.com)

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  • Anonymous

    Again, a shining recommendation for a seemingly wonderful product ruined by the fact that this is $136!!!

    I hope the vendors comp you this stuff, or at the very least you have the VERY BEST tax deductions!

  • thelushie

    Lux, my first thought was how pretty it is. Still, I find the smaller one more appealing. But the Iris might go on the ole Christmas List.

  • Rock-e-Horror

    can i please have a recipe for homemade lube?

  • Lux Alptraum

    @RickBarrs: $136 for a vibe that will last a really long time, never needs batteries, can be shared, and won’t give you cancer? Well, doesn’t seem so bad to me.

    High quality sex toys are expensive for a reason.

  • Lux Alptraum

    @thelushie: If I had to choose, I would probably go with the Gigi — but the Iris is pretty, and definitely a good toy.