What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Giving Mom The Finger

2008_5_wwfrd.jpgWe love candy corn at Halloween, even though the differently-colored parts of the confectionery triangle all taste the same. That is why the multi-hued penis of this Rico dude seemed appropriate for Mother’s Day, draped as it was across her face like the sewn-with-love scarf you made for Mom in Home Economics, or her wagging finger when you did something wrong. But all is not well in Pornville, because that isn’t my mama on the cover and, last time I checked, it wasn’t yours. So can you be like last time’s winner, MexicanBeeMan, and try your luck on the second dick-drapery title we’ve had in as many months?

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Gram Ponante is America's Beloved Porn Journalist, and has been a daily contributor to the great Fleshbot since 2005.
  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    “If This is Yo Mama Rico’s Banging, Welcome to a Lifetime of Therapy”

  • bleeble

    “Gee Mom, you never would play ball with me.”

  • Anonymous

    “When I called you a Mother Fucker, I didn’t know you’d take it personally.”

  • bleeble

    “Well now we know there’s at least one white working mom that’s voting for the Black Man!”

  • fleshbotpdh

    “Black Snake Mom”

  • zipper

    lipstick and eye shadow combo.

  • Anonymous

    Obama’s On Mama!

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @fleshbotpdh: Winner.

    But I’ll contribute, too. I could be second place (but still first in GawkerMedia’s C.I. (love ye, too, Denton)).

    Alternate title, josereyes edition: Mother May One-eyed Snake.

    (Requisite 90s alt-rock reference.)

  • Tsuru

    “Cock Blocked (Literally)”

    haha!

    Tsuru
    [tsururadio.com]

  • MrD666

    Not Featuring: Gianna Michaels

  • Munsoned

    She’s a two face!

  • Jay-C

    Penis Balloons: Fully Inflated!

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    @Jay-C: I don’t think I can do better than that. Bravo, good man!

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    “When MILFs Attack Balls”

  • bleeble

    “Mommy Gets the Munchies”

  • bleeble

    (OK, I should know better, but a longer version just came to me:)

    “Mommy Gets the Munchies – from a Big Black Blunt”

  • bleeble

    He:

    “While still nibbling on my scrotum, read the third line from the bottom.”

    She (AKA Mom):

    “E, K, L, U, A …”

  • Gram Ponante

    Bleeble wins for the final entry (I guess it pays to contribute late, because fleshbotpdh totally had it for a while).

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    OK, but somebody’s got to explain that entry to me.

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    Oh, nevermind, I got it now.