Happy (Porn) Mother’s Day!

2008_05_09_bella.jpgWe love porn, obviously. But do you know who really, really loves porn? Your mom! Ha, ha! Just kidding … but not really. Moms do love porn and a lot of moms–more than you probably think–are actively starring in porn. The most famous is likely Belladonna, who gave birth to a daughter three years ago, but kept right on working–even filming scenes with her growing belly–and came back stronger and filthier than ever. So as we head into this most important holiday weekend (you did remember to at the very least send a card, right?), we salute Miss Bella and all the other hardworking hot mamas out there. We’re going to celebrate by trying to find a MILF-compilation disc that has actual mothers in it and then maybe give your mom a call. Ha, ha! Just kidding, again! (We usually just text her.)

· Belladonna Proudly Mixes Porn With Motherhood (thenaughtyamerican.com)
· Related: The MILF Index (complex.com)

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  • tamoko

    Belladonna as a caring parent and “real” human being, with all the insecurities and joys that come with that…. Somehow this doesn’t surprise me at all.

    It’s nice to see a woman and her family who live under extraordinary circumstances, yet still smack of normalcy.

  • Gram Ponante

    Thanks, Dash, for the multitudinous mom jokes. I feel like I’m back in junior high, when gas was only .48 a gallon in your mom’s car

  • Tits McGee

    Crazy. One of my favorite porn stars reading one of my kid’s favorite books.

    Now I heart Belladonna even more!

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, so that was just about one of the coolest articles I’ve ever read.

  • An Atheist Jew

    When did she have the enormous gap in her front teeth fixed. She looks much better!

  • CloudCarrier

    I think that’s the sweetest article you guys have ever posted.

    I love you, Mom(s)!

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    @Atheist Jew: The gap remains, to my 20/20* vision — just the angle/pose of smile cannot properly convey.

    *May be better than 20/20.

    @CloudCarrier: There is love in that black, black heart of yours. You have one up on me.

  • Tits McGee

    @Atheist Jew: Her gap is enchanting. It is most definitely still there, and is as cute as ever.

  • cyranthus

    isn’t Cytheria pregnant now too?

  • Anonymous

    Anyone who is incapable of loving a woman who is as likely to drive her daughter to soccer practice as she is to do double anal has no heart.

    Don’t ever change Bella.