Wikipedia Is Filled With Hardcore Porn! [citation needed]

2008_05_08_wik3.jpgAs you may be aware, Wikipedia is a free online encyclopedia that is written and edited by nerds who do all the work for free in an attempt to gather all human knowledge into one comprehensive database. But according to the conservative bulldog World Net Daily, it is also a repository for salacious, hardcore pornographic material. Like strippers! Gay homosexual sex! And titty fucking! In fact, they might as well start selling monthly subscriptions and buying ads in AVN Online! Check out their list of moral-destroying smut that’s totally accessible to everyone …

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# Recordings of women experiencing orgasms
# Videos of nude men participating in “ejaculation educational demonstrations”
# Detailed photographs of men and women masturbating
# Images of mammary intercourse
# Close-up images of topless women and male and female sexual anatomy
# Large-scale photos of men performing oral sex on one another (and performing oral sex on themselves)
# An illustrated list of sex positions
# Threesomes
# Photos of nude strippers
# An image called “Virgin Killer” depicting a naked prepubescent girl from the 1976 cover of a Scorpions album (banned in the U.S.)


Our first thought upon reading this was that we are not spending enough time on Wikipedia. Our second was that we’d like to see some examples of this salacious content, because we had trouble finding any: those “nude” strippers are actually mostly* covered up, the sexual positions and anatomy photos are no worse than what you would find in a (really cool) biology textbook or on the Discovery Channel, and the gay fluffer pictures are tastefully non-explicit (at least by our standards*). What a ripoff!

2008_05_08_fluff.jpgNot only is this an unusually misguided display of anti-porn hysteria–anyone looking for free unblocked smut can do a lot better than Wikipedia–but their complaints show a shocking misunderstanding of how Wikipedia actually works. It’s completely created, edited and policed by its users –i.e. anyone and everyone–and if there’s a problem the users are the ones who fix it.

Take that infamous 1976 Scorpions album cover, which could be considered child pornography: it might have been banned, but one could also argue that it has some sort of historical relevance. If the community doesn’t agree, then the community of Wikipedia users can remove it … which they did are still debating**. (Here’s the ongoing discussion about it, which predates the WND article by almost three years.)

Tattling to the FBI about nudie pics on the internet is like complaining to Congress about evolution. Hating it enough won’t make it go away. Besides, one way or another people have to learn about strippers–so it’s either on Wikipedia or in a strip club. Take your pick.

· “Is Wikipedia wicked porn?” + “Naked young girl photo troubles ‘Wikipedophilia’” (wnd.com)
· Fluffing (Wikipedia)
· Wikipedia T-Shirt (bustedtees.com)

* Updated to reflect some specific photos which a reader bought to our attention after we posted this entry; however, we still don’t think they’re anywhere near as bad as the WND article makes them out to be.

** Update (5/9): Another reader has informed us that the banned Scorpions album cover has been restored to the Wikipedia post in question since we first posted about the issue, and the debate about it among Wikipedia users continues.

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  • Anonymous

    You couldn’t find any? Here’s one for ya : [en.wikipedia.org]

    or this one :

    [en.wikipedia.org]

    Hardcore enough for you?

  • Dashiell Bennett

    @Thefieryangel: No, not really.

  • Anonymous

    And there’s this one, which is interesting to ponder, as it is an ejaculating penis that never stops. [en.wikipedia.org]

    It seems that all of this would certainly give the “uninformed masses” rather high expectations about what to expect about penises in the real World….

  • Anonymous

    The question to ask yourself is whether showing these photos to your twelve-year-old neighbor at the library is going to get you in trouble with his/her parents or the librarian….or both.

  • Jonnobot

    @Thefieryangel: Actually, the question to ask yourself is why you would be discussing things like gay fluffing and continuously ejaculating penises with your twelve-year-old neighbor in a library to begin with.

  • Dweezil

    @Fleshbot: Afraid not. The real question to ask yourself is how to get the best legal counsel that has a preexisting relationship with your district attorney to minimize any possible prison sentence, and how you’ll deal with being a registered sex offender.

  • Jonnobot

    @Dweezil: Yes, that too.

  • Anonymous

    Is it just me or is that Dr.Cox having gay sex in that picture?

  • Rock-e-Horror

    According to the Wikipedophilia article this issue first came to light when am image of a nude underage girl was brought to the FBI’s attention…”The image in question, titled “Virgin Killer” from RCA’s 1976 Scorpions rock album…”

    All I want to know is who in god’s name was Wiki-ing The Scorpions??

  • Rock-e-Horror

    sorry…couldn’t resist:

    [img142.imageshack.us]

  • thelushie

    @Tits McGee: I know. It is rather hypnotic.

  • Anonymous

    Anyone who would like to understand a bit more about the situation regarding porn on Wikipedia and the legal questions surrounding this type of content should read two very entertaining Wikitruth articles: The Sausage Factory and Sausage fest : [www.wikitruth.info]
    about a girl who posted “pearl necklace” photos of herself and

    The 800 pound boobs : [www.wikitruth.info] which is about section 2257 compliance

  • Atsumi

    @Tits McGee: I had that problem for about 5 minutes.

    Which is pretty crazy considering it’s a 5 second clip.

  • drinkyrose

    Um….the banned Scorpions album art is there. Because I’m a masochist, I felt the need to see if it had really been taken down. I’m sorry I saw it and I’m not going to link to it, but it’s on their “Virgin Killer” page. I’m sorry, that should NOT be up.

  • Jonnobot

    @rose0red: It looks like the image in question was restored to the Wikipedia entry since we first posted about the whole issue, which we’ve noted in an update above; you can read the current (and ongoing) Wikipedia discussion about it here. Thanks for bringing the update to our attention.

  • Tits McGee

    I’m sorry. Did anyone say anything after “continuously ejaculating penises?”

    Seriously. I can’t stop watching.

    Send help.

  • Pornipedia

    Hello from grey, damp, rainy UK!

    Hahaha, i laughed when i came across this article about Wikipedia… & i noticed there were a few articles on porn Wiki’s on Fleshbot, i’d like to take this opportunity to throw our creation into the mix Pornipedia.org

    [www.pornipedia.org]