I know that the days when porn could be made anonymously with drifters and hobos are past, and that every “reality” series is actually a low-budget but meticulously documented exercise in making scripted things seem like they just happened. But still I dream, and the idea of picking up agreeable trollops on Florida’s highways and byways appeals to me (because I think that’s how the Mouseketeers got started), and because I have long been a proponent of art made in vans.
Well, I said “art,” but that was just a hook; this is really a poorly made movie, but it’s still fun to watch, and which is better, a technically adept porn movie that is unwatchable and unappealing or something that looks like a trainwreck with boobs flopping out? I, for one, opt for Option 2.
And there is something appealing about “Real Roadside Ho’s” in the fact that you can imagine these dudes driving that van around Ft. Lauderdale on days when they’re not shooting porn, too.
Meaghan Jones is picked up on a quiet residential street after her shift selling “makeup products.” She is naked mere moments later.
The rest of the women in this title have the mark of Florida authenticity about them and, along with “Couples Seduce Teens” or other Pink Visual California-filmed fare, this New Porn Order production provides a continental bookend documenting the van-based exertions of local talent.
· New Porn Order (newpornorder.com)
