XXX Trek: Even The Klingons Are Afraid

2008_05_07_trek.jpgA “Where no porn has gone before!” joke seems like the perfect headline for this post, but then we realized that there might be a reason why some things remain unexplored. Star Trek-inspired porn is, of course, not that novel, but we’re a little confused by this odd comic book/sci-fi/porn hybrid: is it some kind of manga, a DVD, a film with with paint by numbers colors scribbled over the participants, or just some bizarre alien technology we’ve yet to discover? (One thing we do know is that despite whatever you may be thinking, it is not Japanese.) So what exactly will you face if you board the U.S.S. Intercourse? Bad puns, grammatical errors, and a thirst for space travel–but you’ll need a tricorder and a valid credit card to figure out the rest.

· XXX Trek (kbeech.com, via candycrash.com)

  • Snowbunny

    It’s like Porn Wars…but worse. I didn’t think it was possible to be worse than porn wars.

  • Camaro02

    Nothing can be worse than the original;
    “Sex Trek: the Next Penetration” [www.gamelink.com]

  • Xniphobe

    Wait…so you’re saying that Chatsworth is not in Japan? Huh. Well, I suppose if I had a big, corporate research budget like some people, I could lace my posts with fancy references to obscure facts too. As it stands, I can only afford to include the more obvious stuff.

  • CloudCarrier

    @Xniphobe: In whatever universe this spooled from, Chatsworth is apparently in Thailand.

  • Anonymous

    The “live long and prosper” hand signal works great as a double penetrator

  • Anonymous

    @no_one_can: Agreed. I have long felt that The Spocker was far superior to The Shocker.

  • Cacafuego

    Slash fiction in comic book form. Ewww.
    So, who is Paramount suing over this?

  • Tits McGee

    @HotMovies4Her: If wanting to watch Kirk and Spock make sweet, sweet love is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

  • HotMovies4Her

    Come on haters. This one stars Randy Spears and features gems like “The vagina appears to have the power to control our minds.”

    I thought it was pretty freaking funny and I’m not even a Star Trek fan.

    [www.hotmoviesforher.com]

  • Tits McGee

    Unless there’s some hot Kirk-on-Spock action, count me out.