Breaking: Jesse Jane Not Trying Hard Enough to Hide Her Nipples

2008_5_6_jj.jpgJesse Jane appears on the cover of July’s Genesis magazine (A Publication For Gentlemen) with such a sorry pair of nipple distractors as to ultimately defeat the purpose of hiding them at all. Is the law so complacent that covering the nipples with something that attracts one’s attention to the nipples is better than the nipples not being covered at all, or better yet, propped on my eyelids? Luckily her nipples appear unobscured inside.

Next time I see Jesse Jane, I am going to tastefully place a Dorito on her vulva and declare, “I CAN’T SEE IT.

· Genesis Magazine (genesismagazine.com)
· Jesse Jane (jessejane.com)

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Author:Gram Ponante

Gram Ponante is America's Beloved Porn Journalist, and has been a daily contributor to the great Fleshbot since 2005.
  • Snowbunny

    @RickBarrs: Zesty Taco.

  • Anonymous

    What a dumb law. You expose 100% of the breast and over half the nipple but there is this iddy biddy nipple distractor so its all legal.

    Does that mean if the clitoris is covered then vagina shots are ok?

    Astos Green lasers rulz

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Genesis is still classier than High Society. HS is definitely the rudest porn I ever have deigned to purchase. & that says something, when I actually enjoyed 2girls1cup.

    (Always will get that last in, if I can. I consider it a badge of honour.)

  • Anonymous

    Great cover. Beautiful.

    Soooooo over Porno mags though. They stopped doing it for me six years ago.

  • CloudCarrier

    Your move, Cat Fancy.

  • Anonymous

    @josereyes.theroof… why is that? Why do the raunchiest, nastiest, nuns-banging-hobos-iest magazines have the swankiest names? Swank, for instance….

  • Marsupial

    I think the story here is that Genesis is still publishing a magazine.

  • houseofsodom

    Good point, that does seem strange

  • Anonymous

    @Snowbunny: Advantage, Snowbunny.

  • Anonymous

    Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch?